The Do Not Open Envelope

Towards the end of my long absence from Provo Michael finally called me and said that I could open the envelope that had “Do not open with out instructions”.



I asked him when, thinking that it would be now, and he said in a half hour, or maybe it was in an hour. Around the same time we would get on Skype. So I waited thinking that I wouldn’t open it till he told me to on Skype. That time came and I got on Skype with Michael and around then the Doorbell rang. Chauncey answered it. It was somebody from Pizza Hut. Well, Chauncey didn’t ordered pizza so he went around to all of the people in the house and asked if anyone ordered Pizza we all said no. We said that we were willing to take it but we would feel bad because we didn’t order it, so we sent him away. I was still on Skype with Michael, but he got a phone call so he muted himself to talk on the phone. Then the doorbell rang again. It was the pizza dude. This time he said it was for a Michael. Well there were no Michaels around where we lived that we knew of. Then he said that it was from someone far far away. Then everyone looked at me, and I decided it was time to open the envelope. In side was a note card with “DON’T FORGET TO TIP THE PIZZA GUY” and some money.



So I got to enjoy some pizza from somebody I love, and got a good story out of it.

So the phone call that Michael got was from the pizza guy trying to figure out what was going on